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Aug '09

Satin Low Rise Thong with Classic Minimalist Design

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Satin Low Rise Thong with Classic Minimalist Design

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Satin Low Rise Thong with Classic Minimalist Design

Sexy classic low rise thong with minimalist design. Made with stretchable Spandex/Elastand fiber. Available in 3 sizes: S, M, and L.

Product Details

  • Amazon Sales Rank: #28917 in Apparel & Accessories
  • Brand: 007Lingerie
  • Fabric type: spandex

Features

  • Sexy and classic minimalist design
  • Low Rise
  • Soft satin that’s smooth to the touch
  • Sizing Guide: S (4-6) M (8-10) L (12-14) XL (16-18)

Customer Reviews

Not bad, but a little pricey.4
These are OK, but you might want to fit test them on a watermelon before you try them out yourself. I call my watermelon “Chantilly Lase” and play slam dancing music when I do a test fitting (put on the gear and roll Chantilly down a gravel-sloped grade in my backyard). Only then can I see if the undergarment can handle the kind of rough treatment my daily life dishes out.

These are just fine by that test.

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Tue
25
Aug '09

Naughty Net Micro G-String

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Naughty Net Micro G-String

For all of you ladies who spend big money styling your “hair down there?, this is a panty you will love. The tiniest net triangle covers you strategically in the barest way possible while the spaghetti string sides and g-back hold it all together. It comes in five glorious colors?.one for your every mood. Nylon and spandex..

Naughty Net Micro G-String

Customer Reviews

Cute5
I dont think these bottoms were made to be comfortable and wear all day lol they are nearly crotchless but very cute and sexy! I love them!

See-through anyone!5
Wanted naughty. Wanted see-through net. Wanted tiny-micro barely there. Got just what I ordered! I need all the colors now! (I don’t like the picture how she has the strings so high up on her waist. You can easliy low ride the strings on your hips for a more sexy look!)

Unique and they work quite well. Drives them wild5
I did not buy these little things (five pair) for comfort, but rather to drive my friend crazy. They serve their purpose well. She goes nuts over these things (others do to, but that is a different story). These are rather inexpensive, fit well and look great if you have the body for them (I do). Owning different colors is nice and I would advise it. These are not something you would want to wear for ever day though..these are night things and rainy after noon things. I will advise, for the best effect (actually it is the only way to go if you own and wear such dainties) is that you get and maintain a good wax job…that is a must. To do otherwise spoils the effect completely. One nice things about these thongs is that they do not have to be removed before the fun starts, in fact, they can stay on and the results is great. Do hand wash, and believe me, they will need washing after use!

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Mr-S-Leather Leather O-Ring Gag

Mr-S-Leather Leather O-Ring Gag

This is the Rubber & Leather version of the ‘O’ Ring Gag. The 2″ ring is coated in rubber… the strap is made of soft garment leather. The rubberized ring fits into the mouth behind the teeth and the strap buckles behind the head. The strap is very adjustable for pulling the ring into the mouth for different comfort levels.Will keep the sub’s mouth open for water sports or any other thing you want to shove down their throat. Looks good as they can’t close their mouth no matter how much they want to. aaaawwww !

Features

  • Rubber Coated O-Ring
  • Adjustable from 16.25″-21.50″ Around Gag Measurement
  • Soft Garment Leather Straping
  • Made by Mr-S-Leather in our San Francisco workshops.
  • Built To Play Rough
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Tantus Zing Vibrator, Midnight Purple

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Tantus Zing Vibrator, Midnight Purple


From Tantus
Average customer review:

Tantus Zing Vibrator, Midnight Purple


Zing is a comfortable, vibrating plug with no cords–instead it uses a variable speed vibrator that is recessed to avoid unwanted speed changes. The ridges on the plug add extra stimulation (the zing) on the walls of the rectum. The vibrator is removable for cleaning the plug or replacement.

Features

  • No cords – uses a variable speed vibrator
  • Ridges for extra stimulation
  • Removable vibrator



Customer Reviews

“Zing!” Went the … ahem … of my … um … ahem … !5
This rocket of a vibrator is perfect for either vaginal or anal play. The buzz is first-rate and, of course, it’s Tantus so you know you’re getting a quality product constructed of durable, smooth, sensual, easily-warming silicon. The flange at the base is also helpful (indeed, necessary) if you use this vibrator for anal play and, while you don’t have to use the bullet vibe that comes with it, why miss out on the added sensation? The “Midnight Purple” shade is lovely to see, too, making it both a pleasure to look at AND use. Don’t hesitate – buy yours today!

A steady source of pleasure3
This item is a great standby for fun anytime. It provides a nice sensation from it’s size and shape as well as from the vibrating device.

Great plug!5
This is a great plug! It is probably a little big for a beginner, but a great size for an experienced plug user. I have used other plugs and this is by far my favorite.

This vibrator feature is great in this plug! It is very intense and my girlfriend says she can fell it when I am inside her and it is on.

The vibrator is removable and the plug is comfortable enough to be worn all day if you enjoy that.


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Sue Johanson Royal Balls, Lemon

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Sue Johanson Royal Balls, Lemon

From Sue Johanson
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Sue Johanson Royal Balls, Lemon

Weighted pleasure balls are wrapped in soft, pliable Silicone! Handy retrieval cord.

Features

  • Weighted Pleasure balls
  • Soft, pliable Silicone
  • Retrieval Cord

Customer Reviews

A VERY snug fit4
Inserting the Royal Balls for me is best done either while laying on my back, or while sitting on the commode. I recommend minimal use of lubrication as oozing may present an issue. Unlike a prior reviewer, I do not find an extra pair of hands necessary for insertion (Not that I would be apposed of course!)

I can feel the movement of the inner balls, though it is a subtle sensation. Less sensitive women, or those who partake in frequent use of battery operated toys may not feel movement.

Though I don’t have an issue keeping the Royal Balls inside of me (except while out shopping and dressed in a skirt and no [...], HA!), retention may be an issue for some.

Benefits:
-Improved strength and tone of pelvic floor muscles; squeezing power!
-Increased sensuality (especially while wearing them out of the home)
-Increased abdominal muscle tone, as one tends to keep their hips in motion keeping the inner balls moving.

Negatives:
- As women come in multiple sizes, the product needs to as well.
-Needs an increase in movement and sensation coming from the inner balls. Less sensitive women may not detect movement.
-Insertion stretches me to the point of discomfort and I can be sore the day after. Product length is an issue for me. It creates a LOT of cervical pressure as well as pressure downward, as if it will pop out.

Ultimately, I recommend giving them a try! If they don’t work for you, they may make for an attractive Christmas tree ornament, or a conversation piece when hung from your car’s rear view mirror! :o )

Definitely a two person operation here! lol4
Two sets of hands are definitely needed for this apartaus to work properly. lol. I was sooo excited to play with it, but it didn’t work out obviously.
For her, it doesn’t stay in and it doesn’t do much vibrating at all like the balls inside knocking together are suposed to. Being the adventurous types, we thought we’d try it the other way. lol. Well, the other way was just to akward and impossible to accomplish!
I think the trick is not to use too much lube! The string could be helpful if it were longer, or made of a harder material… I don’t know. Just not the pleasent experience we were look forward to. Akward and uncomfortable, all three times we gave it a try.

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Patent PVC Lace Up Teddy

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Patent PVC Lace Up Teddy Ties at Neck Elastic Back Elastic G-String in Black One Size Shown with Y2L-G-1007 Gloves

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Patent PVC Lace Up Teddy Ties at Neck Elastic Back Elastic G-String in Black One Size Shown with Y2L-G-1007 Gloves


Patent PVC Lace Up Teddy. Ties at Neck. Elastic Back. Elastic G-String. in Black. One Size. Shown with Y2L-G-1007 Gloves.


Features

  • Patent PVC Lace Up Teddy and Elastic G-String
  • Ties at Neck
  • Elastic Back
  • Unique One Size
  • Shown with Y2L-G-1007 Gloves



Customer Reviews

Hott!!4
This item is hott just like it looks! You just have to get the matching gloves though to complete the whole look. It looks great and my boyfriend loved it, the only problem is that (if you’re short like me) when you bend down or move a certain way the middle part that goes across your stomach kind of bulges out. Trust me though, thats nothing to worry about, your man will love it!!

sexy!4
Got this for my fiance, it didn’t quite fit well. I ended up cutting out the middle portion that covers the stomach as she was too tiny for it to lay flat and not bunch up. A good pair of scissors works best and you can’t tell afterwards as the top and bottom will be unaffected. Also had to get rid of the tie string in front of the throat and shorten the neck strap. Otherwise, a very sexy outfit!! The arm sleeves are sold seperate, and they look dang sexy with this!!!!


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Sport Sheets Hide Your Vibe Pillow, Black

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Sport Sheets Hide Your Vibe Pillow, Black


From Sport Sheets

Sport Sheets Hide Your Vibe Pillow, Black


The second best place for your vibrator! Keep your secret pleasures private in the hidden pocket inside the pillow. “Safe sex” hidden in your sex safe! Keeps your vibrator out of sight but right at your fingertips. Many colors and patterns to match any decor. Machine washable.

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Double Dare Reversible Crotchless Panty

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Double Dare Reversible Crotchless Panty


From LOVE FIFI
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Double Dare Reversible Crotchless Panty


Our tricky little crotchless panties are a clever set of ruffled elastic straps that create a framework around your most womanly features. It begins with the waistband with a set of straps that sit at your inner thighs leaving the whole crotch area completely free. A dramatic jeweled crystal and “pearl bauble dangles divinely, accenting our most special places. Wear it with the jewel either in front or in back… MADE IN THE USA


Double Dare Reversible Crotchless PantyProduct Details

  • Amazon Sales Rank: #7906 in Apparel & Accessories
  • Brand: Love Fifi

Features

  • Wear it with the jewel either in front or in back…
  • Nylon
  • Hand wash lace part (do not submerge jewel), air dry
  • One Size fits: Small, Medium, & Large
  • Also available in Plus size: Item # 20-30050



Customer Reviews

Don’t just tease. Show off. One of Love Fifi’s sexiest. I love it!5
Those wonderful designers at Love Fifi have done it again. This is easily one of the sexiest undergarments from them — I’ve ever worn.

Lingerie typically attempts to tease – in order to entice. It’s the old `less is more’ strategy. Show him less – and he’ll want you more.

But this garment takes a whole new tack. It’s more like — “If you’ve got it – flaunt it.” Or as my dad used to say, `Always put your best foot forward.’


The appeal of this undie may not be obvious at first – because the accompanying photo may be a bit misleading. The retouching may make it appear – as though there’s a fabric panel in between the two outer straps which dive between your thighs. There isn’t.

The only thing present between those two frilly straps – is you! The straps are there to merely guide his eyes towards your center (provided your legs are closed, of course).

They form that sexy `v’ in front — that all men are attracted to from birth. And out back, they help to frame your thighs – to make your legs look as long as possible.


But here’s the real difference.

Whereas almost every other intimate garment I’ve ever worn – attempts to conceal my genitals (oh my) – this sexy crotchless thong from Love Fifi does just the opposite.

It attempts (and succeeds) in making my genitals – the star!

And it does a similar trick out back. So, rather than trying to hide the cleavage of my butt – every inch of my crack is plainly visible – from where it starts off at the top – to where it meets up underneath — with my genitals (oh my). And for those of you who love `backdoor’ sex with your guy — ooh la la!


Another feature I also want to mention – is that the two straps are totally separate. They go from front-to-back on their own – as they are not attached to each other.

This allows the straps to maintain their separation – as you spread your legs. They dutifully follow your inner thighs – which leaves your you-know-what always beautifully exposed and accessible.


Lastly, you may be asking, `What about that orb – that’s dangling from the panty’s front (or back)? And how is this garment reversible?’

This is the last part of Love Fifi’s brilliance.

Your wear the orb (which looks and feels like a very large pearl) in the front – or in the rear – depending upon where you want his MOUTH (and other parts of him) to go. Hey, now I get it.

Have him approach you (on his hands and knees, of course) while either facing you – or from behind. When he reaches the orb, he’ll always stop — to suck it into his mouth, I guarantee it.

He’ll think he’s so sexy – and so original. But we’ll all know — who is really in control. The rest, as they say – is history.


This garment may not obviously (pun intended) work for all guys. But for some – it will drive them mad with desire!

Ladies, only you can be the judge if this garment is for you. (Well, he could, too.) As bathing suits, lingerie – and porn – have gotten more explicit, a woman’s privates have thankfully gone from being hidden – to becoming rightful things of beauty, in themselves. (Hey, it’s about time.)


Do you have a cute derriere or a pretty p_ _ _ _? Has your guy (or guys) ever told you – that you do?

If so, then this `Double Dare Reversible’ — may be the perfect crotchless thong for you!

Hey, it’s not for everyone. But it’s available only – from Love Fifi. Enjoy.

I “Double Dare” You to Resist This Panty!5
Another fine crotchless panty for those in the market for one. Got one for the lady and she adores it. Buy this! Believe me, you won’t regret it! I know it gets me going!

Panty, Black, Crothless, 5
Bought this for the wife. She was not sure but after putting them on she told me that she likes them and would wear them without me asking. Nice she said. The jewel that hangs in the front gently touchs the top of her her, hummm well the…..yea that. :)


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Tantus Bend Over Beginner Kit

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Tantus Bend Over Beginner Kit


From Tantus
Average customer review:

Tantus Bend Over Beginner KitThe Bend Over Beginner Kit has two smooth 100% silicone dildos, 7/8″ x 4 1/2″ and 1 1/4″ x 5 1/2″, so you can pace your exploration with comfort and safety. The kit features a purple velvet harness, which is comfortable, adjustable (fits up to 60″ hips), and machine washable. It also comes with an O-ring that can be changed for play with larger dildos as well as a pocket built in that fits a Variable Speed Micro-Mini Vibe (included). The pocket holds the vibrator in place and allows access to the controls throughout your strap-on experience.


Product Details

  • Amazon Sales Rank: #4597 in Health and Beauty
  • Brand: Tantus
  • Model: HK4008
  • Number of items: 1
  • Dimensions: 1.25″ h x 1.25″ w x 5.50″ l, 1.00 pounds

Features

  • Includes two dildos, and purple velvet harness
  • Harness comes with an O-ring and built in pocket
  • Includes Variable Speed Micro-Mini Vibe



Customer Reviews

Great Product5
This product is not just for beginners. The product comes with two Tantus Silk Dildos, the small and medium, and easily accommodates the large with changing out the O-ring. It also will accommodate many other types of dildos with a flared base.

The straps are very adjustable and will fit larger hips and thighs. Once on and tightened there is very little movement so you can be a little more aggressive.

The mini vibe (per my wife) is strong and the placement is “very nice”.

This is a very good product not only in design and function but also in intangible qualities. Since we purchased one our intimate relationship has become surprisingly better. Ours is not about dominance and submission it is more role reversal and pleasure. Don’t knock until you try it.

Just what the name suggests4
This is a great item for the beginner. A good item for a great price, especially for those on a tight budget.

First timer4
Tantus products are very high quality and easy to use. Live a little and have some fun.


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Lelo Nea Vibrator – BlackLelo Nea Vibrator – Black

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Lelo Nea Vibrator – Black

From Lelo
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Lelo Nea Vibrator - Black

NEA, the modest sister of LILY, is a slight and ornate pleasure object with a porcelain-like finish and deceptively powerful purr. Decorating the glossy exterior, pleasing to the eye as well as to the touch, are delicate floral motifs reminiscent of the belle époque. Ergonomically designed to accommodate all those special places, NEA is handy, rechargeable and exceedingly quiet. Comes included with gift box, charger, manual and a 1-year LELO warranty.


Product Details


  • Amazon Sales Rank: #13280 in Health and Beauty

  • Brand: Lelo
  • Dimensions: .98″ h x 1.42″ w x 2.95″ l, .8 pounds

Features

  • Lelo Is A Swedish Based Company Designing Only The Very Best Massagers Using Quality Materials
  • Lelo Rechargable Massagers Use The Newest Lithium-Ion Battery Technology
  • Long, Full Power Vibrations Between Chargings
  • Quiet Motors

Customer Reviews

really good5
very cute very small and pretty, not a very powerful one, but it is really pretty though and easy to carry around…..

BF gave me this (written by buyers GF)4
I really like this product. I have had other vibrators before but this one had great battery life with minimal charging time (10 minute charge lasted months) and it is discreed in size for storage. It is great in combination with other toys!!

Good Vibrations!5
OMG! Replaces all those poor quality products that wear out in the first week… This is an industrial tool and gets at all those hard to reach places. Highly recommended, and I’m buying another today.

Kristen

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